Pop Culture Cuisinart

The people who have brought us hash bars, total football, windmills, and the world's preeminent red light district have struck with their latest innovation. Beer for dogs. Yes, now after a tough day of lounging around the house, sniffing rears, and barking at anything that moves; your best friend can now kick back with a brew. It's non alcoholic, so you don't have to worry about your dog crashing into a wall, passing out, or vomiting in your shoes(unless they're into that anyway). Just make sure you let them outside often enough to take care of that other drinking tradition: beer pee.

What, no frosty mug?

That's W's approval rating according to this new CBS poll. This is a new low, lower than the 29% reported by Harris at one point last summer, and of course the 30% reported by Gallup recently. As a frame of reference Clinton had a 60% approval rating at this time in his Presidency, and that was after the Lewinsky peccadillo had come to light. Another poll by the Washington Post indicates that 51% of Americans "strongly dissapprove" of his job performance. That is the highest strongly dissapprove in the history of their poll, higher even than that of one Richard M. Nixon. That my friends is some serious buyer's remorse. Ah, if only we could have a vote of no confidence as in a parlimentry system. Oh, well looking forward to '08!

Hey, see my new plan is to tell Malicki my finger is a gun. And then we'll win in Iraq!

This is the most tasteless thing I found on the Internet today.


Too soon kids.

I know that Vick has been largely exonerated from the whole Weedwater situation, but this is still funny.