Friday, April 07, 2006
Does anyone else find the idea...
that Bush ok'd intelligence leaks as funny as I do. Do they even let him see intelligence? Somehow I picture Bush sitting in the oval office with a PSP, smiling that dumb contented smile of his; while Cheney and his minions actually do the governing. Why be leader of the free world if you can't play Dragon Ball Z! I'm guessing Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell is the closest Bush is ever going to get to combat.
Speaking of Cheney I can't help but wonder if he's sent Libby the following note yet.
Scooter,
Let's go hunting this weekend!
Yer pal,
Dick
Speaking of Cheney I can't help but wonder if he's sent Libby the following note yet.
Scooter,
Let's go hunting this weekend!
Yer pal,
Dick
Eminem getting divorced again...
A whopping 3 months after getting re-married, Marshall and Kim Mathers have decided to call it quits...again. This is probably due to the fact that Eminem started to suck when he stopped bashing his ex in his music. He was edgy and his stuff was infused with anger, once he got happy he started to sound sappy and his music tanked. So welcome back angry Em, we eagerly await a non crappy album.
In the well isn't that obvious department...
Woman who cut her 10 month old baby's arms off found insane. This just screams for the expression, No Sh*t!
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
For those who haven't witnessed...
I give you Republican Jesus!
More Republican Jesus found Republican Jesus archives.
Check out Patriotboy's blog now known as the Jesus General , it's a riot!
More Republican Jesus found Republican Jesus archives.
Check out Patriotboy's blog now known as the Jesus General , it's a riot!
As much as I dislike Florida...
I do have to give them credit for their great tournament run. So in that vein here is a funny ESPN promo, enjoy all and Congrats Swampcritters.
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
What a highly skilled athlete...
The idle mind ponders strange things...
Tomorrow, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. That won't happen again during your life(unless you manage to live to 2106, and afternoons don't count because most of the world recognizes them as 1300). Now return to your simple lives, renewed.
Tom DeLay(or da Bugman as I like to call him) is leaving Congress..
Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay announced his resignation from the House today. Citing a negative campaign by Liberal Democrats to wrest the seat from him, Delay insisted these tactics will fail(of course being accused by Tom Delay of dirty tactics is like being accused by Michael Jackson of molestation; even if it's true, like you have any sympathy for him). When asked for comment current House Majority Leader John Boehner said, "He has served our nation with integrity and honor." Apparently Mr. Boehner's idea of integrity and honor includes working closely with convicted felons like Tony Rudy and Jack Abramoff. The Hammer has finally fallen on his own thumb.
Indian textbook compares donkeys to wives...
A state approved school textbook in India likens the value to men of wives to donkeys. It goes so far as to compliment the beasts for being "more loyal" than the wives. So much for getting some ass, huh? I just hope this moral equivalency isn't transferring to Indian sex ed.
Monday, April 03, 2006
Another terrific Will Ferrell video..
In this one, he's portraying Bush talking about Global Warming. He's got that blank look of perplextion mixed with false bravado down pat. It's akin to watching a dog follow the dotted light of a laser pointer across the floor.
