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Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay announced his resignation from the House today. Citing a negative campaign by Liberal Democrats to wrest the seat from him, Delay insisted these tactics will fail(of course being accused by Tom Delay of dirty tactics is like being accused by Michael Jackson of molestation; even if it's true, like you have any sympathy for him). When asked for comment current House Majority Leader John Boehner said, "He has served our nation with integrity and honor." Apparently Mr. Boehner's idea of integrity and honor includes working closely with convicted felons like Tony Rudy and Jack Abramoff. The Hammer has finally fallen on his own thumb.