Pop Culture Cuisinart

The people who have brought us hash bars, total football, windmills, and the world's preeminent red light district have struck with their latest innovation. Beer for dogs. Yes, now after a tough day of lounging around the house, sniffing rears, and barking at anything that moves; your best friend can now kick back with a brew. It's non alcoholic, so you don't have to worry about your dog crashing into a wall, passing out, or vomiting in your shoes(unless they're into that anyway). Just make sure you let them outside often enough to take care of that other drinking tradition: beer pee.

What, no frosty mug?