Saturday, March 21, 2009
What do Alaska and Florida have in common?
Apparently neither of them explicitly bans bestiality.
Really, sex with animals legal?
Given the government minds behind the state of Alaska, I'm not that surprised.
Oh, you bet, We do all kinds of crazy shit up here!
But Florida? I gave them credit for more sense than that. Then I kept reading...
15 States! There are 15 states in which you can you can sodomize a house pet without consequences and only 2 in which gay people can marry. What is wrong with this fucking country?
Attention, Bear fucker, do you need assistance?
Hey Christian right, want to champion an issue I can support, get some bestiality laws passed in those 15 states. It is your moral duty, it's right there in the Ten Commandments, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.
Imagine an issue that could unite the Christian Right and PETA! Its breathtaking!
Really, sex with animals legal?
Given the government minds behind the state of Alaska, I'm not that surprised.
Oh, you bet, We do all kinds of crazy shit up here!
But Florida? I gave them credit for more sense than that. Then I kept reading...
Shocked by that and other similar cases of involving humans having sex with animals, lawmakers in Florida and Alaska are considering bans on bestiality. They are among 15 states where the practice is not explicitly illegal.
15 States! There are 15 states in which you can you can sodomize a house pet without consequences and only 2 in which gay people can marry. What is wrong with this fucking country?
Attention, Bear fucker, do you need assistance?
Hey Christian right, want to champion an issue I can support, get some bestiality laws passed in those 15 states. It is your moral duty, it's right there in the Ten Commandments, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's ass.
Imagine an issue that could unite the Christian Right and PETA! Its breathtaking!
