Tuesday, December 12, 2006
Nobody wants to be Alabama's head coach.
It could be that nobody feels like they look good in crimson. Or it could be that the coaching fraternity feels that the Tide fanbase is a little too attached to the memory of a coaching legend who's been dead for two decades. Witness the picture below...
Mal Moore shopping for Bama's new head coach.
But whatever the reason nobody with any head coaching experience seems to want that job. And can you blame them? Bill Curry won more frequently than any Bama coach not named after a large carnivore and was rewarded with a brick through his window. Mike DuBose won an SEC title and was run out on a rail. And my personal favorite Mike Price, didn't even make it to campus, he was busy being detained by hookers in Florida. Since no one with a real resume wants it I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Sure I don't have head coaching or really any football coaching experience, but that makes me at least as qualified as Mike Shula was. Besides even if offered the job I'll probably just use it as an excuse to get more money out of my current employer, call it the Rodriguez way.
Mal Moore shopping for Bama's new head coach.
But whatever the reason nobody with any head coaching experience seems to want that job. And can you blame them? Bill Curry won more frequently than any Bama coach not named after a large carnivore and was rewarded with a brick through his window. Mike DuBose won an SEC title and was run out on a rail. And my personal favorite Mike Price, didn't even make it to campus, he was busy being detained by hookers in Florida. Since no one with a real resume wants it I'm officially throwing my hat in the ring. Sure I don't have head coaching or really any football coaching experience, but that makes me at least as qualified as Mike Shula was. Besides even if offered the job I'll probably just use it as an excuse to get more money out of my current employer, call it the Rodriguez way.
