Pop Culture Cuisinart

Given the extremely vacuous nature of all her relationships with other human beings it would be no surprise if Paris Hilton had decided to drop Britney from her posse since mommy pop tart possesses all the social graces of a truckstop waitress(and in fact had started to look like one). However the demise of the Spears/Hilton association appears to have been at Britney's behest. According to the NY POST gossip page, Spears people had advised her if she REALLY wanted to make a musical comeback to start associating with a better crowd. Yes, I can't wait for the giant Britney comeback! Surely her fan base of adolecent girls can't wait to embrace the image of walking DFCS case that Britney has become. Who doesn't want to be a twice divorced mother of 2, ya gotta have goals! And I'm sure the male population that once ogled her school girl image will be eager to embrace neo-Britney complete with c-section scar and badonka donk butt.

It looks like you've already been hit a few times, no need for one more.