Pop Culture Cuisinart

The International Astronomical Union determined today that Pluto is too small to be an "official" planet. It has been reclassified a dwarf planet, meaning it will have to turn in it's planet club membership card, though it may have more success in the lower weight class. It is unknown how much offense Pluto will take at being refered to as a dwarf. The solar system will remain composed of the eight classical planets, Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune and Uranus(feel free to insert your own tacky butt joke here).


Who you calling dwarf?