Thursday, August 17, 2006

K-Fed glad his boys can swim...

Mr. Britney Spears apparently is happy that he's knocked up the pop tart again because, it means more money for him, so sayeth MSNBC.

“Before he got married, Kevin was sitting down with lawyers, discussing legal and financial issues. He was sitting sort of slumped over with a baseball cap over his eyes and a lawyer was talking about how he had to sign a pre-nup and Kevin looked sort of bummed out. But then the lawyer explained that for every child the two of you have together, you would receive X amount of dollars. His eyes really lit up.”

Now I don't doubt that K-Fed would love the idea of fathering kids for money(with his fourth on the way, it appears fathering kids is what he does best anyway). I have my doubts that it was any kind of premeditated plan on his part, though. He doesn't appear bright enough to make a cup of coffee, let alone come up with a scheme to circumvent court documents for riches. It appears that he just lucked out and happened to fall into coitus with a walking redneck ATM. POPOZAO!

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