Pop Culture Cuisinart

Metallica finally ended it's long holdout and allowed its songs to be downloaded on Itunes. Good call guys, I mean it's not like Itunes doesn't charge, trust us you're not getting hosed. When asked why such a long holdout I was told, "because Lars is a dick."

Prince and his second wife are getting divorced. Apparently she was tired of all the Diamonds and Pearls. Or perhaps she feels 22 positions in one night is a little too much like aerobics.

A California radio station has changed it's format from Christian rock to "porn radio". Oral goes Aural I suppose.

Pam Anderson slated to be wed to Kid Rock on Saturday in the South of France. This to me is a perfect example of why life is not fair. This pair of no talent ass clowns have managed enough success to get married in France. I'll be lucky to get married someplace where they serve French Toast. Sigh.