Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Suri Cruise, a myth?
Noting some discrepancies from normal paperwork procedures regarding births in California, internet conspiracy theorists are beginning to wonder if there really is a Suri Cruise. What dicrepancies? Well I'm glad you asked, you see Suri's birth certificate wasn't filed until May 8th even though she was born on April 18th, well outside the standard 10 days that such a filing takes. Additionally the certificate notes the attending nurse wasn't actually in the room when the child was born and never saw the baby and yet signed off anyway. Hmm, Is scientology's crown prince pulling a fast one on us? Stay tuned.
