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Bud Selig



Stephen Hawking


Selig seems just like Hawking, expect without the brains or the cool wheelchair. I wonder what Hawking would do about the steroid issue? Besides it would be cool to hear that computer voice making declarations about big issues in baseball like, PETE ROSE SHOULD BE IN THE HALL OF FAME. Or RAFAEL PALMEIRO IS A LYING SACK OF CRAP. Or even ASTROTURF AND THE DESIGNATED HITTER ARE BULLS***!