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Former N'Sync member Lance Bass has revealed that he is gay. I'm not sure one could have handled the dulcet tones of such standards as "Bye, Bye, Bye" and "This I promise you" without rebelling against their inner y chromosome. And look at his hair, it just screams gay. Of course this also explains his affinity for large rockets. Perhaps he was confused about the meaning of the word cosmonaut. Oh well, not all former Mickey Mouse club members can lead dull lives, just ask Britney Spears.


Gonna catch him ridin' dirty.