Pop Culture Cuisinart

Britney Spears looks like one of my girlfriend's DFACS clients. She has the startlingly bad fashion, jean shorts, see through shirt(while pregnant mind you). The sagging body, the wife beater wearing unemployed husband, and the over platinumed hair. Throw in appallingly bad parenting skills(driving with child in lap, changing child on floor of public restaurant, nearly dropping child on pavement) and we're a meth addiction short of perfection. Put this woman in a double wide with a 1982 Firebird parked out front and she'll look right at home. She looks like the poster child for body by Ding Dongs. The only question left is how long before K-Fed's profligate spending combines with her declining music career and expanding pant size to form the perfect storm that leads to... The Britney Spears Trim Spa ad!

I can't wait for this Behind the Music.