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She proves that one can be a complete lunatic and still be considered an actual political pundit. In many ways she reminds me of my recently broken home air conditioner; ineffectual, and only capable of blowing hot air. Personally I don't know how anyone gets to be as hateful as Ann is. She'll rail for hours about immigrants, liberals, Muslims, 9/11 widows, and many others. It doesn't seem possible that anyone could harbor so much vitriol about so many other people without spontaneously combusting, yet somehow Ann manages. I imagine some of her anger derives from the envy of being a peroxide dependent, in a world where blondes have more fun. I suspect that her hair dyeing may be due to self esteem issues, that cause her to lash out at others. Or perhaps she was abused as a child, possibly by a liberal(that would explain a lot) or more likely by a conservative(self loathing is a bitch). Given the generally poor quality of her writing(it's like reading the thoughts of a drunken militia member with Tourette's syndrome), I think Ann should channel her anger into something more useful like ultimate fighting.

Just let the curtain match the drapes Ann, you can't deny who you are.