Pop Culture Cuisinart

First off this stuff is even nastier than you think it is. Picture your eyes sneezing as if you have a sinus infection and you get the idea. My eyes aren't even that red, they're a little red, but not overwhelmingly so. They do itch though, man do they itch. Of course I can't touch them or I risk spreading it too others perhaps my girlfriend or even my puppies the horror! The eye drops are helping some, but they sting like crazy and I just want this to go away. I do know this, I will never ride in a spaceship with Scott Baio again.

I am not under alien control.