Monday, May 15, 2006
Mix your fat and alcohol...
Introducing the pork martini. Now there is an idea whose time has come.
Yeah, but bacon tastes good...

Entertainment, Sports, and Politics, Oh My! If it's happening, I have an opinion on it, and I will share them with you. Pay attention young Padowan and you may learn something. You can't ignore the man behind this curtain!
I consider myself to be a human magic 8-ball, delivering cryptic bursts of wisdom while talking out of my ass.