Pop Culture Cuisinart

Today is take your children to work day at my office. It's only 20 after 11a and already this day seems like a convincing argument for contraception. In particular the two screaming youngsters down the hall would be candidates to be eaten by their parents if they were a different species. Then there's the other kid who's wandereing around quizzing people about their jobs. No offense kid, but if I wanted to talk to others about my job I'd become a consultant. That reminds me, Erk Russell former Georgia Southern head football coach once said of consultants, "A consultant is a guy who knows 100 sexual positions and doesn't know a woman." Thank God for headphones, I'll drown the little ones out.

Erk: Philosopher, Defensive genius.