Pop Culture Cuisinart

Academy award winners Three 6 Mafia (still having trouble with that one) are working with Paris Hilton on a record. Now I've never actually heard Paris sing (and I'm pretty sure I don't want to), but could she conceivably be any less talented than Kevin Federline? Actually she and K-Fed should get together, they posess the same skills (spending others money, frequenting nightclubs, being famous despite no discernable talent). Any offspring of theirs could potentially be so useless, and yet so tabloid worthy, that it could cause a rift in the space-time continuum.

Props to Alex for the link.