Friday, March 31, 2006
Celebrity mothering...
First Britney Spears gave us this award winning moment in parenting 
Now a pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow has been spotted downing Guinness at a NYC sushi bar. Why is it that most children of celebrities seem like they would be better off being raised by wolves? Sure they might soil the carpet and howl uncontrollably, but at least then they would have a functional skill like killing wildlife with their teeth. Now the best that people like Paris Hilton can do is go clubbing and make sex tapes.
Now a pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow has been spotted downing Guinness at a NYC sushi bar. Why is it that most children of celebrities seem like they would be better off being raised by wolves? Sure they might soil the carpet and howl uncontrollably, but at least then they would have a functional skill like killing wildlife with their teeth. Now the best that people like Paris Hilton can do is go clubbing and make sex tapes.
