Monday, March 13, 2006
Britney tells Federline, "No mas"...
Well this assumes Britney Spears could speak Spanish, which I'm guessing she can't. In fact her English seems only moderately passable, which means that it's better than Federline's. Anyway the point is Britney has put K-Fed on a budget. And listen to the bylines on his budget..."Each month, he will be allotted a certain amount of money for personal use - i.e., clothing, nightclubs, booze and day-to-day activities."
Yes, I know when I'm putting my monthly budget together, I need to make sure I got the booze and nightclubs covered(F--- food and shelter, necessities only people). Poor thing, first Britney's on the celebrity herpes list, now this indignity! Of course he shouldn't complain too vociferously, as Bill Maher says the only thing about K-Fed that actually works is his sperm.
Speaking of Britney, she is quickly cruising into the Kirstie Alley celebrity fitness category.
Ding Dong, man, Ding Dong.
Yes, I know when I'm putting my monthly budget together, I need to make sure I got the booze and nightclubs covered(F--- food and shelter, necessities only people). Poor thing, first Britney's on the celebrity herpes list, now this indignity! Of course he shouldn't complain too vociferously, as Bill Maher says the only thing about K-Fed that actually works is his sperm.
Speaking of Britney, she is quickly cruising into the Kirstie Alley celebrity fitness category.
Ding Dong, man, Ding Dong.
